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So this morning I was working on my Jaywalker, and it is almost done yay. Maggie was playing and jack was having his morning coffee at the desk. Well Jack decides to run down to the post office and i am left with knitting and maggie. Well in normal Jack fashion he left his coffee cup on the edge of the desk, right within reach of the nosey one. So when I notice this I toss my knitting down on the cushion next to me, and run to grab the cup out of Maggies hands. At this time Jack comes back in to put on his shoes. he walks over the the loveseat, and right as i am saying "watch out knitting" he parks his ass straight down on a size 3 bamboo dpn. It went through his lounge pants, through his underware, and into his ass about a quarter of an inch. Much screaming and yelling insued as i pulled it out. It was a perfectly clean wound, so he says no need to go to the doctor. It did bleed some. So i cleaned it up with neosporin and put a bandaid on it. Bamboo has natural anitbactrial right?